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Flatulence 101 for Clients

Flatulence Etiquette

By in Flatulence Etiquette with 6 Comments

I know, I know……gross!!!

Lets start off by asking this simple question: Who doesn’t fart? As a therapist who is truly into the healing of massage, the worst thing that I can witness during a session is clinched butt cheeks and a rumbling belly. Clients, just let it go already. F.Y.I. This is a natural response of relaxing and letting go. Life is tough enough, don’t ruin your $100 dollar massage over a little gas. You can’t relax and I can’t focus on you totally if you’re laying on the table like rigor mortis has set in trying to hold in Armageddon…Lol!!! I must admit, I’ve had a few clients during my career that could clear a room fast but I’d much rather them be comfortable. I know how to fan a towel and spay a little aromatherapy. So, for future references, just say excuse me and fall back into your Peppermint Dreams. This conversation had to be had :/¬† Say yes to #flatulence #notightasses #relax #massagetherapy #PeppermintDreams

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  1. Sonya Freeman-Faciane says:

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